I'm trying to conserve it isn't easy on my friends?

DUDE ,what are you thinking? first of all, i didn't know you can conserve ""! secondly, WIPE YOUR A S S until it's clean (you could be leaving yourself open to infection or worse). so, let Sheryl use as little toilet paper as she wants to but you should use some more. maybe then your friends will come around more or have you around them more.