Christians: If a school's mascot is jesus, how would you say the sports team lost or won?

Cause I went to a christian school and our mascot was an eagle and me and my friend were recently discussing how our mascot should have been jesus so that way when our basketball team lost we could say the other team kicked jesus's ***, but then we realized there isn't really a proper plural form of the word jesus, like we didn't know whether to say "The jesuses lost" or "The jesi lost". So which would it be, the jesuses or the jesi? We just want to make sure our fictional mascot is grammatically correct.